Piss off things

Hiring illegal maids in the UAE is quite an issue. Lots of people complain about the cost of sponsoring a maid and all of the other issues involved (medical etc). Then there are the ones who cannot afford one, sponsored or not, who make little digs at those who can. Comments such as "what will you do once you move back home then?" and "I wonder who will tie little Johnnys shoelaces when you go on holiday" really really fucking piss me off. Some people have always had maids and always will. They are maids by the way. So treat them as such. I do not deny that they are human beings and as such require shelter, rest, food, medical facilities and payment for their services. After you have fulfilled those requirements, then you can get to the bottom of the issue here. They are here to assist, serve, clean, cook....whatever you require on the home front. If you so desire to take them supermarket shopping with you, thats great.....they can even push the trolley for you, while some mrs.iknowfuckingbetter.blogspot.com will bitch about you and your laziness. Drivers, maids, cooks and nannies.............bring them on......and for the white woman who enjoys it for a couple of years while she has a break from Tyne-on-wear STFU.


Next bother.....All the folk who complain about labourers not being allowed to roam around Ibn Battuta mall and blahdeblahblah....Well hear it from me, and listen good. I am pissed at the way you want to treat these guys. I do not usually go to malls but I did go to that one on a Friday in December. My daughter who is no where near puberty was stood looking at the toothbrushes while I was gathering some toiletries.....and low and behold....a group of men in blue came past her and purposely rubbed up against her. It makes me feel ill to go much further into this one, but pulleeeeeeeeez, do not try to integrate these men into a society that is way beyond their comprehension. I am sad to say, now I know why they are not welcome. And do not get me wrong, I know how to take care of these guys, I do plenty to support them, but when they were banned from malls I was confused, now I am not.
I say that they should build a mall for single men and missy-stripteez-dressers. I don't want to see them near my kids again, thanking you kindly.

Last bother.....How are all the moggies doing? nobody lost their pet Coco recently? good stuff. Anyway I shall go back to an earlier post about eating cats. There, I said it. EATING CATS.
I think that I said there that we could all be slowly accustomed to consuming these feline furries if we were exposed to it some more etc etc. I take that back. With a lot of thought I have realised why my taste buds are not tingling at the thought of swallowing fur balls. They are carnivores (now I know why I could not eat Rusty the Rooster....because he used to eat chicken biryani, so he was a carnivore/cannibal).

Finally, I cannot leave this post without saying how thrilled I am that the UAE have finally taken charge of the GCC cup. WTG on that one.