Tuesdays wanker

I had a fight with the same driver 3 EFFING times this morning. I had been patiently queuing in my lane as other drivers were shooting down the side and cutting in (as they do, heck this is Dubai).....when I reach the end and am ready to filter off, one last D-head decides to slip in front of me. I have been there 25 sodding minutes with stress levels equal to losing 10 million on the stock market. I held on tight to my wheel, blasted my horn and thought.....just go for it.....go on you wanker....hit me. See if I care. I am strong. I am a woman. I am ...I am...I am......WHAT? he backed off at the last minute. Pathetic cretin....what a loser. 5 minutes down the next road I see a white peanut trying to nudge in front of me....this guy has to be kidding....how dare he try to cross me again. Little joker without his belt was at it again. My tank is at least 4 of his car. My brains are beyond comparison to his. I am female he is male. He tried again. bad move. I left him on the side of the road chatting to the cops.....shame really. How awful to be so stupid. If he is out tomorrow I will get y'all a supa dupa pic of him and we can all laugh together.