Wednesday, December 12, 2007

ding a ling ling

Phone rings......

Hello
I need your fucks.
Pardon?
Your fucks. Give me your fucks.
Can you please repeat yourself? I did not quite catch that.
Number of fucks.

Given the seriousness of his tone, and his lack of telephone/language skills, I allowed the lewd caller a few seconds more.

What number shall I give you?
Fucks. MADAM, you no understand. I need to send you fucks immediately.
Hmmmm, are you sure?
MADAM, please give me your fucks machine number.
OHHHHHH, my FAX number? dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

13 comments:

BuJ said...

Wow I didn't know you could get a fucks over the phone!!!

rosh said...

Hahahahaahahahahaaa!!!!

Hilarious!!! OMG I CANNOT recover/stop laughing -help! hahahahahaa!

ammaro.com said...

your mind probably drifted for a while there huh?

reminds me of the time i went to mcdonalds and the guy asked me if i wanted cock.

excuuuuuuuuuse me?

you want cock?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

you know, cock, diet cock, sprite....

CG said...

OMG, my daughter did that when she was about 18 months old. We were in Spinneys supermarket and she saw the cans of cokes on the shelves and starting shrieking at the top of her lungs 'BABAS COCK, BABAS COCK'....over and over. I had to gag her and run.

Jin said...

I've heard a pilot tell me about the "weather fukkers" before, but that's a new one cg, asking for a fuck over the phone!

BuJ said...

LOL this is top quality.. u put my thumbs up pic on ur blog? hehehehe love it!

Arab Lady said...

loooooooooool
Why giving him a hard time....

moryarti said...

Should've asked him to call back, set the recoder, go through the same conversatoin and YOUTUBE it :)

BuJ said...

Eid Mubaraks :-)

ammaro.com said...

haha yeah, but in my defence, the guy did look like a bit of a fag :p

lucokofy said...

any body want my Fucks number?

kaya said...

hahhahahhaha! Buj not only can u get FUCKS over the phone, it would see you have to take a number and get in a QUEUE.

hahahahhahahahha! That was exceelent.

kaya said...

and u cg! HAHAHHAH! BABA'S COCK!! OMG!!!!