I hate other peoples kids

Well folks, I have been a disgustingly boring blogger (DBB), but this last year I have seriously gone down hill.
All excuses are now so over-used I would not blame anyone for reading no further.
Yes it has been a traumatic year, as all are for me. Sickness, kids, school issues,travel blah-de-blah-blah. I know I can waffle on and on about everything and nothing.
My biggest gripe at the moment is some kids in my son's class at school explaining in very fine detail the in's and out's of sex. He is 10 yrs old and now has graphic pictures in his head of how a man put's his thing into a lady's thing and it takes about 28 seconds. If a man likes men instead of women then he is gay and will put his thing in the man's bottom thing. All these things have made me feel very ill indeed. I have been asked questions. A lot of questions. Weird questions. 10 year olds kind of questions. How long does it stay there? How does it feel? Do I have to do it when I get married? What if I do not like the look of it?
The final conclusion for my little (well, he was.....) boy is that he will no longer decide who to marry based upon her pretty face or her cute smile or her intelligence. Now he has new criteria. What does her THING look like.