ONLINE CHECK-IN

At the airport, please refrain from using the 'online check-in' desk, unless you have checked in online. Is that simple and clear?
If on the other hand you decide to go to that counter because it is empty and then proceed to spend 25 minutes discussing seat arrangements and more, while 5 of your kind check in at the the regular counter, do not expect to see some rather pisssy looking faces behind you. If you do see the pisssy faces, do not look at them in amazement and declare that the delay is not your fault. If you do say such things and also add that the person behind you was giving you bad looks, then do not look so surprised when the person says to you that they were just surprised that it took so long as this is the queue for checked-in online folk. "Online? what is that?"
OFFS, jump off this earth and die. I hate all of you. Stupid people walking on my stupid life making it a stupid hell. I am pissed beyond words.