Friday, January 26, 2007

Found in my inbox

Voted best Irish joke of 2006

John OReilly hoisted his beer and said, Here to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife,That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night He went home and told his wife, Mary, I won the prize for the Best toast of the night She said, Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast? John said, Here to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife. Oh, that is very nice indeed, John, Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of Johns drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary. She said Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, hes only been there twice since we've been married. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.


Tainted Female said...

lol... it's cute, really!

CG said...

Awwwwww shucks. Was that joke too tame for all you whipping, cream smearing, cross-attracting, double penised folk out there?