Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Alive and kicking (get out of my way)

I have nothing of interest to blog about other than to let anyone who reads this know that I am still alive. I was depressed and sad at life, and then became so busy that I had no time left to wallow in my deplorable misfortunes. It is a shame, I was enjoying that gray shade that the world had become in my eyes. I also had an excellent time running people off roads and causing some major havoc to others. It gave me a sense of satisfaction that is hard to attain though other means. Yeh, I know, what a disgusting person I am....blah blah... does it really matter though? Being a Road-runner or being Homophobic or even a Racist.... Do I need to be held accountable to anyone? I learnt this last night when the Trustees of the Board at my daughters school said that they were accountable to no-one. wow. How nice that must be.

Here is a list of some of my phobias.

Anginophobia
Asthenophobia
Bogyphobia
Cleithrophobia
Dentophobia
Hadephobia
Homophobia
Nyctohylophobia
Odontophobia
Pentheraphobia
Russophobia
Staurophobia
Tetanophobia
Walloonphobia

I have one more, it is a fear of shaking hands. I am not afraid of the hands, but what they may carry. I doubt that I am an obsessive-compulsive disordered person, but I do need to wash my hands fairly quickly after shaking.

I want one of these.
They look like a lot of fun.

Does eating a bag of mini creme eggs cancel out one round of Safa Park? Hmm I thought so. What a shame.

Click here to listen to the fantastic sounds of the Lyre Bird.

Watch this Owl turn into a Cat.

8 comments:

inmotion said...

I take it you're feeling slightly better now?

hope that's the case :)

nzm said...

Hey - you have something in common with Donald Trump - he doesn't like shaking hands either!

oh - some advice:
Stay away from your mother who lives in the dark woods with her dentist french-speaking Belgian boyfriend who has choking fits.

Did you know that she has gay neighbours? They have a crucifix on their wall and one of them is also a dentist.

The other is Russian and has had tetanus. There's a rumour that they have a little cupboard under their stairs where the bogeyman lives.

Visiting this place may be your idea of hell, and you may just faint from the fear of it all!

:-)

BuJ said...

glad we got that outta the way...

NZM maybe you ought to write a similar post.. I always thought of u as a level-headed person but now... loool

CG said...

Well done nzm...I am impressed, although reading it made me nearly choke to death. ugh.

Long Distance said...

ok thelma,

I always knew you had phobias & alot more than those listed, is it ok to be racist? I don't think so although every race has its morons.
As for the school Predictable! we will talk when I get back:(

Louise.
Kapitak Anawak.

BuJ said...

ZZzzzz ....

kaya said...

That creme egg, didnt do well with the meds . Did it hon?
Hmm what would I do with that moon board thingy.
Alhumdolillah I am naturally blessed with the full moons.
I should just sit on my moon and bounce.

CG said...

stop zzzzzing me....I am trying to think about something to blog about. I have too much going on in this tiny life of mine...hopefully I will be refreshed and have plenty of blogable news soon.