Tuesday, May 01, 2007

I really hate them



In the bakeria at the gas station I saw some little plastic pots of theses cinnamon buns, they come about 5 or 6 small ones with tiny pot of sweetened cream cheese. Anyway, as with any kind of bun/doughnut/yeastbread, they really need to be eaten on the day they are manufactured.

So if I came into your store and asked you if they were made today, what would you say? YES or NO. So simple. Here is my conversation:

Me: Hello, were these made today?
Bitch: They have a good expiry date ma'aaaaaaaam.
Me: But, were they made today?
Cow: Ma'aaaaaaaaam, they are fresh.
Me: Made today?
Goat: I can microwave them ma'aaaaaaaaam.
Me: Why? Are they hard? are they NOT fresh?
Dog: Ma'aaaaaaaaaaaaaam, just try, they are nice.
Me: WERE THEY MADE TODAY? YES OR NO.
Cat: They will expire after tomorrow, ma'aaaaaaaaaaam.
Me: FFS, answer me. YES OR FUCKING NO? FRESH TODAY?
Emarat Bakeria sales asst.: no ma'aaam.

4 comments:

Red Dragon said...

I agree to you,,,

I usully hate having this converstaion over nothing!!!

kaya said...

You are asking a nation, that opens a packet, pours hot water over it and considers it a meal, if something is FRESH?
See the truth and honesty in a pack of marlboros.
They dont fricckin answer back.

CG said...

I wasn't going to buy them anyway, I am just there to piss these people off.

i*maginate said...

This is the kind of shit I'm referring to on my latest post which you responded to...this kind of stuff p*s me off big-time. BIG-time! At the end of the conversation you feel like stuffing them into the microwave and maybe the answer will be more accurate after 30 secs at full power!